Pawfice / Personalized digital pet kits
Good pets.
Questionable employees.
Give your pet the career they never asked for. A corporate portrait, an absurd résumé, and an employee badge—with jokes that could only be about them.
Introductory price: US$7 per pet. No actual work required.
Human resources · Non-human talent
Promoted. Still sleeping on the job.
Small business. Big job titles.
Made around your pet’s personality
Three personalized digital pieces
Manually prepared, not instant delivery
01 / The personnel file
All the credentials.
None of the qualifications.
One photo. A name. Their most ridiculous habits. We turn the little things you love into office lore.
Sample résumé / Meet Raúl
Raúl
Director of Box Supervision
- Experience
- 6 years knocking things off tables.
- Availability
- None.
- Salary expectations
- Three cans of tuna.
Illustrative sample. Your pet gets their own office backstory.
The corporate portrait
Your pet, ready for the company directory. A personalized professional-style portrait made from their photo.
The deeply unserious résumé
Their actual habits become professional achievements. Sock theft? Inventory acquisition. Barking at deliveries? Security operations.
The employee badge
A personalized, printable badge to make the appointment official. Print it at home or share the digital version.
Made for the group chat. Perfect for a very dramatic new-hire reveal.
02 / An offer they can refuse
One pet.
One impressive promotion.
We’re starting small with personalized, manually delivered kits. No subscription, no corporate ladder, no mandatory team-building.
The Pawfice kit
Introductory price · per pet
$7USD
- ✓ Personalized corporate portrait
- ✓ Custom humorous résumé
- ✓ Printable employee badge
- ✓ Digital files to keep, print, and share
Have a clear pet photo and a few personality notes ready. Check the product details for ordering and delivery instructions before purchasing.
03 / Welcome to the team
Your next manager
is on the couch.
They already run the household. Let’s give them the paperwork to prove it.
Give your pet a promotion